You Stole My Money

This didn't happen recently but I remembered this time a long while back where this lady got out of her car and walked up to me all angry.
Lady: Are you ___?
Me: No
Lady: Are you related to __?
Me: Nooo?
Lady: Do you live at ____?
Me: No I live on Orchard road...which is not even near there.
Lady: Well you look just like ___ and she came over to my house and now I'm missing $100 and you look just like her sister.
Me:....well I have no idea who this person is
Lady: Are you sure?
Me: yes...and I'm going to be late for work.

On a totally unrelated note, what did happen to me was I found the arm chair that goes with my couch...in the dumpster...which I also found in the dumpster. There was some guys sitting in a car and watched me attempt to carry this large arm chair away. I started to drag it up the hill because it was much too big for my little arms to get around to carry it properly. One of the guys finally came out of the car and said "I'll help you out, I couldn't take it anymore." I politely said thank you and he helped me load it into the elevator...which I then had difficulties getting it through the door of my apartment after he left. Oh well, it's there now! Muahaha free stuff!