Only One

Today wasn't so great for really crazy stuff going on but a customer did ask me a funny question. I was alone in the store for a while and had a bit of a line up. A customer asked me, "are you only one person?" I replied with "Yes, I am one person." And then he wandered off. At the time I understood he meant more of "are you alone in the store" probably to see how long he would be waiting for his food but when you explain to someone "Hey a guy came by and asked if I was one person" it makes for some pretty good jokes.